Men's Experience: Girls are Hard to Serve Women

First, you only need to buy ten lollipops to make a little girl happy; but you need to buy at least one hundred thousand diamonds to impress a woman's heart.

Second, if you are with ten little girls at the same time, people will say that you are very loving; but if you are with two women at the same time, people will say that you are very attentive.

Third, young girls will only grow older and more beautiful; women will only grow older and ugly.

4. After three days of meeting with the little girl, you can hold her to play and say goodbye when you go home; but you may meet a woman for three months and even touch her hands. After agreeing.

Fifth, the little girl will only care if you are really good to her; in addition to this woman will ask you how much to make, there are several houses, the car's brand.

6. When you see you walking with another little girl, the little girl will be happy to be her friend; when she sees you walking with another woman, the woman will give you a slap in the face.

Seventh, for the little girl, you need to say hello, cute and cute. For women, you need to say, "I love you for a lifetime," and the nausea is hypocritical, and you need to waste money sending text messages from time to time.

Eight, the little girl sleeps at night as long as a bear can accompany; women need to accompany you to sleep at night.

9. The heart of a little girl is easy to understand; to understand the heart of a woman, it is harder to build a four-lane cross-sea bridge between China and the United States.

Ten, you can ride a tricycle to carry a little girl for a ride; but at least you need a motorcycle enough to face a woman out.

XI. As long as you have a love you can be with a little girl; but with a woman, you must also bring a Viagra.

Twelve, the smaller the height difference with the little girl, the more you are welcomed by the little girl; the more the woman's height is, the more you are welcomed by the woman.

XIII. At night, when you sleep at night, you can tell a little girl to sleep with a story of ten minutes. In women, you have to fight for thirty minutes in addition to impractical sweet talk. start.

XIV. Put a little girl at home. She will watch cartoons and play toys quietly. She will put a woman at home and she will over the wall after a long time.

Fifteenth, no matter how many bottles of sheep placenta, no woman's skin will be better than the little girl.